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Ronald McDonald has recently become homeless. The reason? He was charged for all of his money because some fat 8 year old kid found a toenail in his double cheeseburger. People weren’t sure who’s toenail it belonged to at first, but the detectives at the FBI took it in for testing, and it turned out to be Ronald McDonald’s very own toenail. No one is sure why he did it, some have told authorities it was because his mother, Barbra McDonald didn’t put enough salt in his french fries. A witness said he threw a chair at his fryer and stormed out of the house, and did the horrible deed. Police wanted to send him to jail at first, but thought it would be funnier to take away all of his money. The toenail was later sold on eBay.com for 2,000$ to a McDonalds collector.
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